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These ruthless tallboys of flavored sparkling water are armed with agave nectar and merciless flavor to refresh your body and murder your thirst.
Premium flavored sparkling water
Lightly sweetened with agave for more brutal flavor
Infinitely recyclable aluminum cans
Limited edition art on bottom of each case
We’re just a funny beverage company who hates corporate marketing as much as you do. Our evil mission is to make people laugh and get more of them to drink more water more often, all while helping to kill plastic pollution.
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